Evelyn Zumaya has been screaming from
the hilltops that she would like a public apology. For what, I'm not
exactly clear on, but as I sat, pondering this odd request, it dawned
on me that Evelyn, was indeed, owed not just one apology, but many.
I realized that she was most correct when she said that it was
due to her, and so I present to you, Evelyn Zumaya, the public
apology that you so crave and demand.
Dearest Evelyn,
I apologize that you are completely
unable to differentiate fact from fiction.
I apologize that you are a venomous,
old woman, completely taken aback by tragic situations in your
life that you, yourself have created.
I apologize that you have disillusioned
yourself to believe that there are a “team” of people, hunkered
down to discredit you, when, even Stevie Wonder could plainly see
that you aren't the kind of woman to be taken seriously in regards to
anything at all, let alone to justify a "team" of people for anything.
I apologize that not even your own
husband was able to stand to be around you, divorcing you and leaving
you to a lonely life of bitterness and spite.
I apologize that,
by your
own choosing,
you were not at your dying fathers bedside to comfort him in his
final hours of life, because you were too busy defending your “buddy”
Katie Lynn Birchard, A.K.A. “
Hala Pickford,” in Burbank, during
one of her frivolous court hearings. I apologize, that as your
father, George, took his final breath, you were completely caught up
in your own hateful agenda and much, much too busy to attend to the
man whom gave selflessly to you and to his community his entire life.
I apologize that he had to take his dying breaths without a daughter
that he did his best to raise with moral integrity, even though,
there doesn't seem to be any of that left in her. For this, I most
greatly apologize.
I apologize that no reputable book
seller will carry your
highly fictional and sensationalized account
of the last few years of the life of Rudolph Valentino, and that you
are not taken seriously by anyone in the Valentino community. For
this, I do apologize.
I apologize that in your book of fiction,
"Affairs Valentino," you felt the need to put a libelous and highly sensationalized "Forwarning," hoping to take jabs at people whom actually are respected in the Valentino community, when you, yourself are not welcome because of your own hateful rhetoric.
I apologize that you feel the need to
spend the last years of your miserable life creating dozens of
laughable YouTube videos claiming that you are being bullied and
harassed, when, in fact, it is you and your “buddy,” Katie Lynn
Birchard that have created this entire machination from the very
beginning. For this, I sincerely apologize.
I apologize that you made the
horrendous business decision to allow Katie Lynn Birchard, under the
guise of “Hala Pickford,” to publish your lackadaisical, and
poorly edited work of fiction,
“Affairs Valentino.” Teaming up
with someone whom not only has an ACTIVE arrest warrant, but has also
recently declared bankruptcy and fled to the state of Utah to avoid
arrest, doesn't seem like the best business decision, and for your
complete lack of common sense, I do apologize.
I apologize that you blatantly refuse
to shoulder any of the blame for the situations you currently find
yourself in. I apologize that you feel the need to put that blame on
men and women you've never even met, and in doing so, create a
situation that must be most miserable for yourself. For this, I do
apologize.
Mostly, I apologize that, due to your
own poor choice, your “Golden Years,” will be spent filled with
hate, bitterness, anger, frustration and misery. Long after you're
gone, the subjects of your hate-filled rants will go on living, and
your work, will not even live on in memory. For this, you have my
deepest apology.
Again and again, I apologize to FOR you, dearest Evelyn.
I hope this does meet with your
satisfaction and expectations, in terms of an apology. I hope you do
feel better. I know I sure do.
With Warmest Regards,
The Expose Katie Lynn Birchard &
Evelyn Zumaya “Team”