Katie Lynn Birchard, AKA "Hala Pickford" has an ACTIVE Arrest Warrant, and in conjunction with Felony Charges, is WANTED in the State of California. There is currently a FIVE-THOUSAND DOLLAR REWARD for information leading to her arrest. Birchard should be considered Armed and Dangerous. If you spot Katie Lynn Birchard, immediately call 911. Do NOT approach her.

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Saturday, July 30, 2011

An Open Letter To Evelyn C. Zumaya

Evelyn C. Zumaya
1234 No One Gives A Shit Street
Anytown, Anystate

Ms. Evelyn C. Zumaya

It has recently come to our attention that you have completely lost your fucking mind. Must you consistently embarrass yourself, day after day writing a blog that is dedicated exclusively to the slander of David Bret and in your feeble, 62 year old mind, convincing only yourself that your book is anything but self-glorified fan fiction?  Are you really convinced that this is the "authoritative and definitive biography" of one of silent films' greatest stars?  

As a general rule, a definitive biography would begin with the birth of its' subject and work its' way through the life of said subject, giving a balanced and unbiased account of the life, death and legacy of said subject.  Your book does none of these things, Ms. Zumaya. Regardless of your self-written blog full of self-proclamations, edited by yourself (and very poorly so, I must say) detailing your self-serving project, (Is anyone else noticing a pattern here?) your book is still below sub-par. Your book will always be sub-par and is currently published by a criminal; a criminal with an active warrant for her arrest; a criminal with FELONY charges against her; a criminal currently on the run from the authorities; a criminal with a One-Hundred Thousand Dollar lawsuit that continues to gain interest to the tune of Ten-Thousand Dollars a year, a criminal that by your own admission and statements is "...physically and mentally ill."  YOU, Ms. Zumaya, told a friend in confidence that you sincerely believed that Ms. Birchard/"Pickford" would be dead within one year if she didn't seek professional help.  You also confided in this friend that Ms. Birchard/"Pickford" had developed a serious alcohol problem.  These are your words, Evelyn C. Zumaya. You dropped Ms. Birchard/”Pickford” like a hot potato when she became too needy, constantly asking for rides to the grocery, etc. You only rekindled your “relationship” with Ms. Birchard/Pickford when it suited you. You are a foul excuse for a human being to use a physically and mentally ill woman for your own self-serving purposes.

You, Ms. Evelyn C. Zumaya, created this fantasy of “living in hiding” and these supposed “cultists” in an effort to create a buzz for your pathetic book. Not only is it completely laughable, but it hasn't worked worth a damn to generate any buzz outside of the extremely small circle of people whom know that it's bullshit. Incidentally, the very people whom you call “cultists” are some of the only people that bought this book. At the last minute, you and Katie Lynn Birchard, under the guise of “Hala Pickford,” using the very publishing company that is now on the chopping block in a FELONY investigation, decided in order to gain revenge against David Bret and others, put a nearly 15 page rant, full of libelous and misconstrued information. This “Forewarning” wasn't intended to defend your “freedom of speech.” This was done to lay the ground work for these imaginary “cultists” and to create a convenient excuse for your publisher disappearing into “hiding,” when really, she's wanted by the authorities. You are no more living in hiding than Lady Gaga. You may as well throw on a meat-dress and prance around in Hollywood.

Evelyn C. Zumaya, do you really think that no one has noticed that the book was pulled from EVERY online retailer and is not available for sale ANYWHERE?! Of course you're not advertising THAT. Instead, you continue to bang away on your typewriter, touting how “authoritative” and “well-researched” your book is? Have you convinced yourself yet, Ms. Zumaya, because no one else is buying it; neither figuratively, or with cash or credit. When we contacted Amazon.com regarding the sudden disappearance of your book, we were simply told that “the product did not meet Amazon's strict quality-control standards and was not suitable for our customers.” Barnes and Noble simply replied that “the book you are inquiring about is no longer offered for sale.” If I didn't know any better, Evelyn C. Zumaya, I'd say your book was pulled because it was mis-advertised, contained libelous and potentially illegal material and received more 1-Star reviews than a Broadway show written by and starring Katie Lynn Birchard.

You aren't selling books out of your home because the book is a print-on-demand product, only manufactured each time someone buys it. These one off copies are ordered by online retailers as they sell, and other than that, aren't available anywhere. It's more likely than not that you can't afford to stock the book yourself, because in an attempt to defraud your readers, you made the book nearly double the size that it should have been. The nearly 600 pages would easily fit onto 350 if you printed the text in a standard size font and spacing. You could shrink the book down to a little over 15 pages if you removed the fantasized conversations, one-sided story line and drivel. Come to think of it, you could reduce it another 13 pages if you removed the libelous and sensationalized “Forewarning” that you threw in there at the last minute. That leaves only the cheaply produced, soft cover and a title page that are worth a shit, and the majority of customers that have purchased the book complain that the cover falls off too. You're about as much of a reporter as one of the News Of The World staff, and we all know how that ended. If your book is so fucking authoritative, why don't you ever address the issues that are brought up publicly about it, Evelyn? You don't because your a pussy and you're full of shit.

How can you explain the lawsuit against your publisher for SIX-FIGURES for Libel and Defamation of Character? How can you explain your book being pulled by every retailer that offered it for sale? How can you explain away the fact that your personal blogs are dropping like flies, disappearing like a fart on a windy day? How do you explain away the DOZENS of 1-Star Reviews regarding the quality of this book, both physical and content related? You're merely trying to increase your books' Google ranking by posting the same nonsense day in and day out. You can post screen shots of supposed research and call it the second coming of Christ, but until you've got a product that stands on the feet of such research, it really doesn't amount to anything. In general, at this point, you're only arguing with yourself. You've thrown so much shit at the wall that the entire room smells, but you can't get it to stick. At this point the shit coming out of your mouth is both diarrheal and disgusting.

To Summarize: This isn't the book that we, the supposed “cultists” don't want anyone to read. In fact, we wish everyone would read it and I'll happily loan anyone whom asks for it, my own personal copy. We've discovered the book in all its' “kookie” glory on several Bit Torrent sites online in PDF format. Since no one can buy the book anywhere currently, we are banking that a number of them will download it and continue to post their honest reviews regarding its' “quality.” You have to understand, Ms. Zumaya, that each time someone reads your fan-fiction, it only cements what has been written everywhere. It would be better for you to have never sold a copy, as at least then, there would be some shadow of doubt regarding the books' quality. You've got your “freedom of speech” and we've got ours and soon that's about the only freedom your publisher is going to have because she'll giving up the rest of her freedom behind the bars of a prison cell. You wouldn't have to daily post your “defense” if your work was astute.

Personally, I think David Bret summed it up quite cleverly. Your book and your blog are like having a quiet wank in a water closet. No one hears it or sees it and frankly, you're the only one who enjoys it. Now if you'll excuse me, my tie is crooked and I have quite the puddle of slobber to mop up.

Sincerely Yours,

The “Cultists”

cc. Katie Lynn Birchard, Hala Pickford, Hala Kitty, Hala Kuromi, 1921 PVG Publishing, Kaja Mundy, The Rudolph Valentino Society, Clara, Miss Dane, MissPickford9, HalaIsDayumBeautiful, ClaraBFS, Leah-Cim-Sirrom, Kassandra

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Katie Lynn Birchard ("Hala Pickford") Informs Court She Is On The Run & Will Not Appear To Face Felony Charges

On June 27, 2011 a Burbank, California Judge issued a Warrant for the arrest of Katie Lynn Birchard, A.K.A. "Hala Pickford" for Failure To Appear, Disobedience Of A Lawful Order and Contempt Of Court.  Birchard has skipped her last 2 court appearances, relating to a Libel and Defamation of Character lawsuit filed against her in 2010, and after violating the order numerous times, the Honorable Judge had finally had enough.  (Story Continued Below)

Katie Lynn Birchard, AKA "Hala Pickford" Arrest Warrant Scan (Click To Enlarge)

In addition to legal woes stemming from the aforementioned case, Birchard also finds herself facing Felony Charges for Fraudulent Conveyance Of Assets & Holdings, when she illegally and purposefully transferred monetary interest in her various companies to an out-of-state L.L.C. in an attempt to circumvent a court order involving a monetary penalty.

For Birchard, this means a laundry list of ramifications. As an on-the-run fugitive, Birchard is no longer able to receive or apply for welfare assistance including food stamps, housing assistance or financial aid. She no longer has access to the DMV, including the ability to renew or secure a drivers license, passport or State issued ID. Birchard is unable to file any further frivolous restraining orders or to seek the help of or make complaints to any Police Department. With Felony Charges Pending, any time that she gets in a car or onto a bus, she risks being arrested should any vehicle she travels in be stopped for even a minor traffic violation.  In addition, Birchard is no longer an eligible voter and is banned from purchasing any kind of firearm or ammunition.

With a Five-Hundred Dollar Reward for her Arrest, it is only a matter of time before Birchard is brought to justice. Bond has already been pre-set at Twenty-Thousand Dollars, and will continue to increase as her flight from justice continues.

Until Next Time,

The EXPOSE "Hala Pickford" Team

Monday, July 11, 2011

Felony Charges Filed Against "Hala Pickford" For Fraudulent Conveyance Of Assets & Holdings

Just when she thought things couldn't get any worse, Katie Lynn Birchard a.k.a. “Hala Pickford” awakes to find herself named in new Civil legal charges. To date, Birchard has managed to skate by with only Misdemeanor criminal charges for skipping required court hearings and Contempt, but according to official court records, felony charges were filed against Ms. Birchard on June 24th, 2011 for fraudulent transfer. Also named in the charges/complaint are The Rudolph Valentino Society & Publishing L.L.C., both of which she controls.

(Case # EC056195 at the Glendale, California Courthouse)
(Click Case Summary At Page Left & Enter Case #)

The allegations were serious enough that the venue was moved from Burbank to Glendale, as they handle most crimes of Federal and Felonious nature. Thankfully, Felony warrants are extraditable in all 50 United States and a speedy extradition back to the State of California to face the charges is guaranteed if Birchard should decide to skip town.

Birchard made the critical mistake of illegally transferring known assets to an out-of-state (Wyoming) L.L.C. after a Burbank, California judge awarded a staggering $100,000 (One-Hundred Thousand Dollar) judgment against her for Libel in September 2010. The fraudulent transfer of aforementioned assets is a Felony in the State Of California. Birchard arrogantly admitted under oath, to the transferring of these assets at a May 6, 2010 court hearing in which she was being questioned.

Birchard continues to evade an active arrest warrant. There is currently a $500.00 (Five-Hundred Dollar) reward for ANY information leading to the arrest of Katie Lynn Birchard. If you see Birchard or become aware of her location, DO NOT approach her, as she should be considered Armed and Dangerous. Do call the Burbank, California Police Department at (818) 238-3000. You may also leave tips anonymously via this website. Again, Birchard herself has made public claims that she is armed at all times and should NOT be approached.

Until next time,

The EXPOSE "Hala Pickford" Team

Monday, July 4, 2011

"Hala Pickford" ...Business As Usual, Despite Being A Fugitive With Active Arrest Warrant

 The following is taken from IMDB and is so well written that we decided to share it. You can find the original post by clicking HERE.  We'd also like to remind our readers that there is a Five-Hundred Dollar Reward for ANY information leading to the arrest of Katie Lynn Birchard, AKA "Hala Pickford."  If you see Birchard or become aware of her location, DO NOT approach her, as she should be considered Armed and Dangerous.  Do call the Burbank, California Police Department at (818) -238-3000.  You may also leave tips anonymously via this website. Again, Birchard herself has made public claims that she is armed at all times and should NOT be approached.

"I find it absolutely fascinating that Katie Lynn Birchard, AKA "Hala Pickford" is continuing to try to hock her latest book here, all but claiming it to be the Valentino Bible when she's got an active warrant for her arrest in the State of California and is now considered a fugitive.

I also find it laughable and demonstrably false that both Birchard and her author, Evelyn Zumaya are calling this an "Authoritative Biography," which is demonstrably false. Both Birchard and Zumaya are shouting from the rooftops about supposed Valentino "Cultists" that are out to defame, harm or kill them exclusively for releasing the book. Nothing could be further from the truth.

When I stumbled upon this book, I was actually quite excited, until I read the reviews, which are nearly exclusively negative and all making the same points. I was fascinated by the fact that such a "Mind Blowing" book could have been in the making for so long without my knowledge. I'd consider myself a Rudy buff and as such, decided to check around. What I found was not only patently disgusting, but quite disturbing as well.

To put things into perspective, the book begins with a highly controversial, potentially libelous, fabricated and sensationalized "Forwarning." An absolutely hysterical (but truthful) breakdown of the "Forwarning" can be found here: http://malignantnarcissism.blogspot.com/2011/07/affairs-valentino-introduction-review.html

In the first 15 or so pages, Zumaya claims that both she and Birchard, under the alias "Hala Pickford" are in hiding because of the "Valentino Cultists" that are now threatening to kill them. False. Birchard isn't hiding from "Valentino Cultists." Birchard is hiding from the State of California because she has an active warrant for her arrest for failure to appear to answer to contempt of court allegations stemming from a defamation of character and libel case. Let's rehash this quickly. Katie Lynn Birchard, a wanted woman whom has previously released work that has been deemed libelous and defamatory wants you to believe that her newest work is any different? Of course it is.

Evelyn Zumaya makes additional claims in this "Forwarning" that her reputation has been so damaged by these "Cultists," that she has been refused rental property because these "Cultists" have put into cyber-space that she has a cocaine problem. False. More than Five Grams of Cocaine were indeed found in Zumaya's own home as recorded in public record, and said cocaine was subsequently found to be intended for distribution. A gentleman, PEDRO SALGADO PACHECO, whom Zumaya was shacked up with was sent to prison in relation to this crime. An appeal to the United States District Court for the Southern District of Texas, Case # H-00-CR-467-1 was denied. If she wasn't snorting it, it was most certainly in her home. For further clarification, this can be easily looked up and researched via Google. Unless there is another "Evelyn Zumaya" of nearly the exact age or unless Zumaya is claiming that Pedro Pacheco is one of the "Valentino Cultists," and that his prison sentence and public record are "harassment," Zumaya is being far less than truthful. You decide. I also stumbled upon this: http://exposekatielynnbirchard.blogspot.com/

There is so much highly sourced information regarding Katie Lynn Birchard, AKA, "Hala Pickford," that it seems impossible that it could be made up. You just can't make up those kinds of stories.

In nearly every review I could conjure up online, the same things were consistently reiterated. The frequently posted points include the following:

1. The information in the book is highly inflammatory, impossible to substantiate.

2. The book is of shoddy quality and falls apart before it can be completed.

3. The more than double spacing of the text makes the book larger than it needs to be, bulky and obnoxious.

4. The book seems to be a work of fan-fiction.

5. The editing is very poor.

6. The photos included in the book are severely lacking, including missing captions. In addition, the photos don't apply to the portion of the book they are inserted into. Watermarks intended for websites are also overlooked.

Every "review" of the book that have been left by Birchard or Zumaya claim that there are years of documented and sourced "impeccable research." I can not imagine why such a large group of people, from all over the web, on dozens of websites, including customers from several different sources are all saying the book is terrible. Who do you believe, a multitude of substantiated sources, Katie Birchard, a fugitive from justice with an active arrest warrant or Evelyn Zumaya, a proven liar."

Until next time,

The EXPOSE Hala Pickford Team

Saturday, July 2, 2011

Five-Hundred Dollar Reward For Information Leading To The Arrest Of Katie Lynn Birchard, AKA "Hala Pickford"

Hala Pickford - Wanted (Armed & Dangerous)

Katie Lynn Birchard, AKA "Hala Pickford" is wanted by the law. Birchard has an active arrest warrant out of Burbank, California for "Failure To Appear" and is now a fugitive from justice. Bail has been pre-set at Twenty-Thousand Dollars. ($20,000)  A 'no questions asked' cash reward of Five-Hundred Dollars ($500.00) is being offered for ANY information that leads to her arrest.

If you see Birchard or become aware of her location, DO NOT approach her, as she should be considered Armed and Dangerous.  Do call the Burbank, California Police Department at (818) -238-3000.  You may also leave tips anonymously via this website. Again, Birchard has made public claims that she is armed at all times and should NOT be approached.

Until next time,

The EXPOSE "Hala Pickford" Team

"...suck on jail bars."